It's a beautiful day in the city

It is a beautiful Sunny and Pleasant day with a high expected of 84˚ and a real feel of 87˚.

It's a beautiful day to take a walk with a loved one, your pet or simply enjoy life. Feel free to take a stroll down our famed Blvd with the finest of shops and try one of our top notch world class eateries for a taste of the finest cuisine anywhere in the world.

Ready to relax? Relax with a mud bath, facial, massage and your very own private cabana boy at a number of our Salon's along the Blvd.

After your spa treatment we have the finest male escorts available to entertain you, only the most handsome and respectful young men are available for your choosing. Your date will take you to dinner at one of our 5 star restaurants where your palette will be amazed at the world class cuisine and superb flavors you will experience.

Then your date will take you out for a night on the town, dancing, the opera, a Gallery exhibit or for a romantic walk along the sands.

Obviously this is happening somewhere other than where we are since the high today is 58˚ with a REAL FEEL of 52˚.

So, I will be turning up the heat to bask in the warmth of a tin box with my loved ones, saving money staying indoors, eating italian home made cuisine that is the finest in my house today not the world.

I will be relaxing by the one eyed monster without a mud bath, facial, or massage, and the cabana boy just left for work, so, so much for that experience.

Tonight I will be experiencing a night in, listening to the sounds of life, the dishes clanging, the heat whistling, the soda popping, the old man farting, and the kid going tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap to video games and the dog staring at me intensely begging to be rubbed, and the closest thing i will get to a romantic walk along the sands is gonna be when my old man quits snoring so I can finally go to sleep.

Oh, and tonight when it reaches 38˚ I will be curled up in the fetal position wearing wool socks under not enough blankets with not enough gas in the furnace next to a man whose body heat will cause me to rid myself of all the blankets, the fetal position and give me the desire to drain the gas from the furnace which by now has me hotter than a turkey at Thanksgiving.

Let's just hope we can one day all find that special place I described in the first email.

So have a good day in the city.